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Listen When I drop food on the floor.  
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Listen When I drop food on the floor.  
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today i went to go order food at a restaurant called the chocolate room, as soon as i opened my mouth i dribbled. obviously an indication that i was in great need of chocolate.
Aug 1st
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
da-heell: Ba harmy putar? GLARCH!
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July 2012
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Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
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am i the only one who doesn’t find napoleon dynamite funny?
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um how come none of these female athletes have boobs?
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denzi: The Teen’s Choice Awards is proof that teens shouldn’t have a choice
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dirtymagicc: dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs  at least were running reblogging for that comment^ ahahahahahhaahah
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fine whatever i will just date myself
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